Sunday, February 1, 2015

Jesus guides New England to Super Bowl

Jesus hasn't been this busy since he guided that Wallenda dude over the Niagara Falls!

Tonight it's Malcolm Butler and Jesus. Obviously, only supernatural forces could account for this finish.

When you're talking about the greatest spectacle on the American cultural calendar, it would be blasphemous if you forgot to bring Jesus into the mix...

Well, thank God that's over!...

Back to those 90 million working-age Americans mysteriously absent from the work-force...

The multi-trillion dollar national debt...

The multiple wars America is pursuing all over the Islamic world...


Hey, at least we got three glorious hours without any hard questions...

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