Sunday, February 8, 2015

CROP CIRCLES REVEAL MADONNA IS THE MESSIAH!!!

Oh, wait a minute... it's fuckin' February... there's four feet of snow in the fields!

THERE ARE NO CROP CIRCLES!

But what did I just see?... I think I just saw Madonna ascending to heaven...

I'm watching the Grammys, and I just burned a stick of Kipling's famous Puslinch Red-Hair... I'm confused...

Was that not Madonna?..

...ascending to heaven?

WTF, I'm pulling on my Wellys, strapping on the snow-shoes, and checking out the fields for those crop circles again...

I'll get back to ya...

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