Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Pussy Riot unveil latest hit; "Yeltsin Lives"

I'm a bit confused here; I thought Maria and Nadya had been kicked out of the band.

Apparently not. Maria and Nadya managed to make worldwide headlines for the brand today after their release for shoplifting from a Sochi police station.

But the stamp of approval from uber-rebel Madonna seems to have soothed a lot of savage breasts. The gals were mobbed by their hysterical fan base - western journalists - upon their release.

Nowhere in recent history has style trumped substance in such a convincing fashion.

What do the Rioteers actually stand for? Well, we can't be too sure... sex with dead chickens? Hatred of the church? Wanton self-promotion?

At least we know what they are against.

Putin.

That's good enough for the hordes of western journos.

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