Saturday, May 25, 2013

Globe and Mail digs deep and discovers Toronto mayor's brother once might have sold hashish!

Thirty years ago!

And you thought investigative journalism was dead!

According to the Globe they spent a year and a half digging up the dirt on the Ford family.

The mayor's brother used to deal hash, according to some anonymous informants.

The mayor's sister has had some unfortunate relationships with losers.

It's all front page news today!

You'd think that a year and a half of the paper's ever-dwindling resources might have been directed towards more significant issues, but apparently the brain trust that runs Canada's "newspaper of record" couldn't think of any.

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