Tuesday, March 12, 2013

World Exclusive: College of Cardinals elects Dennis Rodman as new Pope!

In a shocking development revealed exclusively to the think tank here at Falling Downs, the College of Cardinals have for the first time gone outside the organization for new management at the top.

While such a move is common enough in other organizations it is unprecedented in the two thousand year history of the Church of Rome.

SI has half the story, but the truth is Rodman is winging his way to Rome to be the Pope, not to meet the Pope.

Rodman's recent endeavors as free-lance Global Peace Ambassador apparently sealed the deal for the College. Vatican spokesman Monsiglini Pulluini said "we wanted a guy who would bring new relevance to the institution. The fact that Dennis is already comfortable wearing dresses, or "robes" as we call them here, helps too."

Godspeed, your Holiness!


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