Saturday, April 14, 2012

Former NATO rebels making out like bandits in Libya

Hey, maybe it's because they're bandits?

The totally inept NTC has been spreading around the wealth to former rebels who gave up their imaginary day jobs to fight the good NATO fight against Gadaffi.

Gadaffi is long gone and nobody in the country had any idea how many rebels were required to dispatch him.

Certainly not the NTC.

Once the number of supposed rebels claiming the rebel honorarium passed the total population of Libya, the NTC started asking some hard questions.

Questions like "how could you have been in the fight when your passport shows you didn't re-enter the country till three months after Gadaffi was deposed?"

Or "how could you be fighting Gadaffi when you had a London address and phone number and there is no record that you ever left London?"

In fact, abuse of the rebel bonus scheme was so rampant the NTC has cancelled it altogether.

Which makes it a safe bet to predict what our NATO rebels will be fighting for next!

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