Saturday, January 7, 2012

Israel reels from massive terror attack, vows retaliation

Deputy Foreign Minister Danny Ayalon today said that the on-line publication of hundreds of thousands of consumer credit card numbers was "comparable to a terrorist operation and must be treated as such."

The computer hacker who posted the credit card information claims to be a Saudi, but Israeli media have traced him to Mexico. The IDF has meanwhile launched a retaliatory strike into Gaza just in case.

"Israel has active capabilities to strike back at those who try to harm us," said Ayalon. "This will not go unpunished".

Speaking from his bunker deep, deep, really deep beneath Gaza City, Hamas Leader Khaled Meshall replied, " We know, we know already. It's just credit card numbers...

Lighten up for once!"

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