The FBI swooped in on an Amish community in Ohio today and made a number of arrests in a case that has grabbed headlines around the world. The Amish terrorists have been forcibly trimming the beards of other Amish who they consider heretics.
Victims have been targeted for seemingly innocuous offences such as scooping up horse turds after they've visited the Walmart parking lot. The true believers will not scoop the horse turds because they consider that being forced to do so is a violation of their religious freedoms. Walmart security guards and local by-law enforcement officers have other ideas of course.
Arrested are Jacob Isaac Zook, 49, Samuel Abram, 25, Abram Zook, 27, Isaac Jacob Abram, 56, Isaac Samuel, 33, Jacob Samuel Isaac, 60, Samuel Zook Isaac, 19, and Larry Miller, 35.
No comments:
Post a Comment