Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Gaddafi gone to Gaza

Two British SAS men vacationing in Tripoli may have unwittingly spirited the Libyan dictator out of the country.

"We were delivering a new Mercedes S600 to our contact in Egypt. The big Benz is cheap right now in Tripoli. Our man in Egypt takes them through the tunnels and turns them over in Gaza City. There's a few bob to be made all round. We pick up this bloke on the highway, walking east, Bedouin chap by the look of his kit, carrying a chessboard under his arm. Got a little antsy as we neared the border, so we let him squeeze into the boot between the crates of 9K34's. He was still in there when we turned the car over in Salloum. We get back to our hotel and turn on the telly, and I says to my mate, oh my God, it's him!"

Anonymous sources with Hamas report that Gaddafi has been playing chess non-stop since his arrival and that Shalit is ahead three matches to two.

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